Suppose you went to a sports event and bought two of those huge foam fingers – one for each hand. You could wave them proudly and scream “We’re number eleven.” Choose red, white or blue because they go best with the USA jersey you’d also be wearing.
According to the Prosperity Index published by the Legatum Institute, the United States ranks 11th in the world country rankings based on eight major criteria, each with multiple subcategories.
If you’d like to follow recent émigrés like Eduardo Saverin and Tina Turner, here, in order, are the ten better places you could live: Norway, Switzerland, Canada, Sweden, New Zealand, Denmark, Australia, Finland, Netherlands, and Luxembourg.
Either cold weather is conducive to good living or the whole thing is a scam brought to us by Patagonia.
According to its website, “the Legatum Institute is an independent non-partisan public policy organization whose research, publications and programs advance ideas and policies in support of free and prosperous societies throughout the world. The Legatum Prosperity Index is an annual ranking developed by the Legatum Institute of 142 countries. The ranking is based on a variety of factors including wealth, economic growth and quality of life.”
Somehow we snagged a #2 ranking in health and a #5 in education but these were offset by
- Economy 24 (China 7, France 22)
- Entrepreneurship & Opportunity 13 (Scandinavia across the board)
- Governance 11 (last among English speakers)
- Safety & Security 31 (It’s for your safety? Oops!)
- Personal Freedom 16 (Uruguay 10, Costa Rica 11 really?)
- Social Capital 9 (usual cold weather suspects)
When all those navigators get finished with healthcare.gov maybe they be redeployed to help disgruntled Americans find new countries. The Propserity.com website appears to be working.
Or here is another idea.
Policy makers responsible for notable ranking declines can be exiled to their choice of the bottom five countries: Chad (142), Central African Republic (141), Democratic Republic of the Congo (140), Afghanistan (139) or Burundi (138).
Wait, where did Afghanistan rank before we put all that money into it?